If you have something interesting to say or you want to offer me a lot of money or you have information that can make the world a better place, by all means email me.

THE OBSCURE PENGUIN
The Obscure Penguin
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Although, I have been told by an IT guy that if you put your email on a website it's very easy for hackers to scan it and use it for their own nefarious purposes, primarily to spam other people.  So if you really want to send me an email, if it keeps you up at night desiring to communicate with me, all you have to do is send it to this website to my first name. That's not too hard to figure out, is it? Thank you for your pithy comments in advance.
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